bobbyfinger
Bobby Finger
bobbyfinger
Staff Writer, Jezebel | Man
Sep 28 2018
118

PREEMPTIVELY SAYING THAT BOBBY WILL STILL BE WRITING FEATURES FOR US THANKS (ugh i don’t want u to go my bb)

Sep 26 2018
7

Love, love Robyn and looking forward to the new album.

Sep 25 2018
53

Lord Mountbatten’s husband is still a cabin services director. In the article about their wedding, he mentioned that their honeymoon had to be postponed because he was working a flight to Rio de Janeiro right after their wedding. Read more

Sep 25 2018
2

You’re wildly out of line. Please never speak my name again.

Aug 31 2018
6

I would also like to eat several pimento cheese sandwiches, which means I’ll probably have to make some pimento cheese. Have you ever made pimento cheese? It’s a disgusting blend of mayonnaise, cream cheese, shredded cheddar, and jarred pimentos. Have you ever tasted pimento cheese? It will make you feel like god. Read more

Aug 30 2018
24

With all due respect to Clover’s ranking ability, I’m pretty sure that Read more

Aug 29 2018
44

Bobby, I fully support your completely valid Chazelle take.

Aug 24 2018
4

I bought that cheap philips wakeup light -- it’s okay. I need like three different alarms and half the time I don’t wake up anyway. 

Aug 24 2018
1

Great article. Written as if by Patrick Bateman’s far-to0-normal little brother. Gonna try that argon oil stuff.

Aug 24 2018
2

What a delight; I <3 Bobby. I use the same two Ordinary products!

Aug 24 2018
6

Antiperspirant has always just made me sweat even more, plus it just ruins your clothes. I gave up on it a long time ago and I’ve never looked back.

Aug 24 2018
2

Heather Alexandria wants her look back, Bobby. 

Aug 24 2018
85

I gave up drinking to help reach my fitness goals, but pushing a full on abstinence agenda disguised as medical fact really needs to stop. Lets be honest, alcohol is poison - we know that its why it makes us feel weird and then shitty. However people literally since the dawn of civilization have drunk alcohol - Read more

Aug 22 2018
20

I would much rather see a sort of AFTER the “happily ever after” film. (Because you’re right, we’ve had lots of NASA spaceflight films). Read more

Aug 1 2018
100

I had no idea Kim was 37 - for some reason I thought she was younger and that kind of helped to explain her useless behavior. She needs to go away now - and take the family (all of them) with her.

Aug 1 2018
17

If you haven’t seen documentary “Believer”, you should

Jul 30 2018
62

I have had a hard time with this. While I think Cruise is a danger when it comes to his personal life, I hear nothing but amazing things in his professional life - he knows everyone’s name on a project, is incredibly polite, and does his job, including press tours, without complaining. For me, this (and my love of Led Read more

Jul 30 2018
120

Is Tom Cruise a key member of the recruitment of individuals to an actual cult? Yes. Read more