This will be Burfict’s 14th suspension in his NFL career

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I always love telling people that the Viagra Triangle is a real place, and everyone knows where it is!

You know how I know this isn’t Jesus Diaz‘s Gizmodo anymore? Because people are allowed to shit on iPhones and not get banned. Also, I love dark mode on my iPhone.

So about $27.10 in dimes? I can pitch in to your GoFundMe

It’s a useful assistant for when you want to go hands-free “Hey Siri - text mom “love you have a great day” or on my watch when I’m running phoneless “Hey Siri set a reminder to take out the trash in an hour” or “Hey Siri how old is Liev Schriber”

Mitch Richmond and Dennis Johnson are in the HOF so yeah Iggy is a lock to be a first-year unanimous selection with his glorious 0x All-NBA team selections and that NBA Finals MVP that should have gone to LeBron but ABC wasn’t about to have that happen

Lots of talk about mirth, but did anyone stop to think about how this affects the gold and frankincense?

Are you.... are you saying that Wheaties is responsible for Participation Trophies?

HamNo acting like he’s better than the rest of us with his snooty elitist “Sent from my iPhone”

VantaRed is a material developed by Gruden-Davis NanoSystems in the Black Hole Kingdom and is one of the reddest substances known, absorbing up to 99.96% of visible light.

Washed but would have been a 3x All-NBA in any other decade

nom nom nom

Bill Walton is what happens when Greg Popovich gets stoned

The offload he makes at 0:36 speaks more about his toughness and taking a direct shot than anything else. Rugby 4 life (except drinking out of a boot that shit sucks)

Oh sure NOW he wants to be a small-ball 4 coming off the bench...

This is the one true take

I watched the first season and did my best to put up with a lot of the myeh parts, but when they did an interpretive dance to save lives I knew that no matter what, the show was doomed to always be the hottest of garbage

still not a sport

It’s funny because McKinsey is the absolute top tier of management consulting, and even THEY couldn’t help the Knicks