Too bad none of us will be alive in 200 years to fact-check this gem

So when are the next public elections in the UK? Because the day before is the real do-or-die date.

When I see WYTS on the front page: HOW THE FUCK WE DOIN’ BOYS?!

Maybe don’t get upset if your 8 year old kid attended a movie rated PG-13 and saw something he shouldn’t?

oooo Deadspin crosspost!

Chris Paul won’t make it past the first round at best. Where have I heard that before...

Yeah but if I’m spectating a javelin impalement you better believe I’m framing my ticket as soon as I get home and upload the video to Worldstar

Burrito cannon? Did the sour cream explode when you caught it?

Chicago resident here - there are 10 eScooter companies during the trial period this summer. The majority of scooters are black. Hard to identify which company, but thanks for bringing up facts about your city that have nothing to do with this case.

How’s about a TL;DR at the end of some common things that I should remove? Fire Extinguisher? Pledge? Febreze? 

Cheap public IT position gets cheap results. Shocking...

Worse forum: LetsRun or r/advancedrunning ?

That’s a long way to say that Harden is a Hall Of Good Enough, just like his teammate CP3. But sure. Celebrate George Gervin and Tracy McGrady and other Good-Enough stars

Never forget

Fuck you for using your star in the wrong way.

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Drew is a Post-Mortal: confirmed.

Oh god these are amazing theory names. I’m straight up stealing them from you and will forever forget who to credit #sorrynotsorry

They could have just reshuffled the episode order and done better.
E1 and E2 remain, E4 becomes the third episode, last night’s episode goes E4, Battle of Winterfell goes E5 to hype the night king train and give the not at all screwed up conclusion lacking any depth to that story line that has been hyped for 9 goddamn…

Link? I can’t find anything... and I live in Chicago. No one around the water cooler still has anything concrete