Wade looks washed with his old-man braids. Someone needs to tell him (looking at Gabriel Union when she’s done eating his ass)

Can confirm. My girl’s family is Dutch and they live in essentially the Dutchest town in the US. First time I’ve had a culture barrier with other wypeepo

The five year option is huge. He probably signed the dotted line as soon as they were the first team to offer a 5/10 deal worth $28AAV on the first half of the contract

Not a fucking chance!

How can you possibly go against someone for the way they were born?

PREACH

Zion presses round globe into flatness. Kyrie squished like an ant. Coach K looks for the next white 2 guard with ultimate tripping ability

Hey old grey, dig the corpse or it’s back to where we all started. And I heard of Leitch from a friend, so you best not start some funny business or else....

Done. Now start digging, and I expect a progress report with photos by noon

No. Chris Paul and Carmelo 2.0

Drew’s contract negotiation: CONFIRMED

In Minnesoda those psychopaths called it “Duck, Duck, Grey Duck”

Harden Vs. Manu: Flop City Boogaloo

The author, Karl, cannot be clicked. Drew’s return: confirmed.

Charlie said you’re an idiot. Let’s see if you respond to an edit or if you’re a good bot.

Breaking: Corruption somewhere across an ENTIRE FUCKING CONTINENT THAT IS FUCKING HUGE!! Localize. Africa is treated like it’s a country. Africa is larger than Europe PLUS the United States PLUS China PLUS India. By my count that is one full continent, two sub-continents, and a minor sub-continent.

ETA: To this day…

Big Mac Attack vs. Friars: who ya got

So the Twitter version of Carlos Mencia. Great. JUST GREAT.

He totally pulls out his waistband and let’s it snap, giggling to himself “more like Hanes HIS way”

We traded Drew for a Subadrew. More like boooo! Hey-oh!