Not quite as impressive, but I had a pheasant fly into the front wheel of my old CB750 at about 60mph.

What *was* impressive was the amount of feathered pheasant purée that both myself and my bike ended up covered in.

You seem calm and level-headed.

go sit

To do it properly, a donked Model S should be rocking a PayPal paint scheme.

I was wondering what to have for lunch... now I think I'll just skip

I let him play with them. Sometimes.

FIFY

ZING. I lol'd, will lol again.

Got a light or can I just use your Ferrari?

That direct front and rear view. It looks like a streetable mini Group C car from back in the day. I want to slather a Rothman's livery all over it, stick on a big, low slung wing and turn my commute into qualifying for every endurance race ever.

aaaaaannnnnnndd I'm spent.

I'd like to think that Elon's gonna arrive naked on stage and helicopter wordlessly and in silence for ten straight minutes. Then everybody applauds vicariously, and their stock goes up another $100.

I'm so glad I'm not the only person with their mind in the gutter.

It's probably just DEEZ NUTS!

"About time to unveil the D"

dontcha squidward