"FUS RO DAAAHHHHHH!"

There he looks like he's shrugging like, "what are you gonna do? Gettin' eaten by a dragon."

I still think that the serpent actually represents the maintenance costs of an old Alfa eating its owner alive.

No, this will be real and have adequate power.

Hot Chick: "Sweet ride! Take me for a spin!"

Um, excuse me? Clearly the best use for it is as a driving simulator rig. Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

It never ceases to amaze me how a clapped out Civic with bald tires and shoddy paint will get stolen if it's left on the street for 3 hours, yet priceless exotics can sit for months and not get vandalized or stolen.

Rusting in a barn somewhere.

*yawn*

Get the coupe, keep it forever. You only live once!

It will make it's own racing series, with blackjack and hookers..

Yep.

It has fighter jet ejection seats!

Seats are important for a car. They help you sit down, so you don't fall over when you hit a bump.

*fucking (this is the internet, you can swear here)

So I guess you could say, he needed a..
( •_•)>⌐□-□
..truck stop
(⌐□_□)

CI\ /IC

Leach has not been formally charged with a crime. Her lawyer says she hid listening devices to "take better meeting notes."

the natural state of most turbo falcons is upside down, also sideways, and perhaps around a tree. the spiders cannot be separated unfortunately. think of it as a free pet that will excitedly greet you by leaping on your face when you turn the hvac system on full.

Dear Australia,