Test the Dacia Sandero on it. James May will seize control of a bomb squad and bomb it every single night until it's off the face of the earth.

You've got manufactures gunning production car records, FWD records, and even economy records.

"BMW" is a three letter acronym , Half-Life 3 Confirmed !

That was quite possibly my grandfather's ghost. Here's a pic of the old man back in his misspent youth (right side of the pic):

Look at the size of the rear diffuser! This car is going to be "grounded to the ground!" for sure! Bonus points for the flame throwers.

So the driver makes the "boop" noise instead of the navigation system. Got it.

Sometimes you just want to turn dinosaurs into noise.

Pfffft I'll raise that to six hunnit fiddy

Can I have this, Greece? I'll give you a much needed tree-fiddy, for it.

Send me out to space.

Apparently I pissed someone off because as soon as I posted this a huge storm came out of nowhere. SORRY NOT SORRY CAR GODS.

I know not of this alacantara you speak'th of.

"This fine Alcantara-wrapped steering wheel is only an extra bajillion dollars."

"And the benefits of having a fuzzy steering wheel are what, exactly?"

Microfibers are, essentially, fabrics made from really, really small fibers. Duh. The fibers are so small that a pound of them would be enough to span the distance from the earth to the moon. These fibers are beaten around in all kinds of brutal ways, including something called "needle punching" and are impregnated…

Backseat drivers are the worst.

Yes there is, including morphing into Maserati's.

Drop the price by $5k. Repaint itin Ma Bell livery. Race it in 24 Hour of Lemons as "Call Me Maybe."