That was sarcasm, by the way.

Yeah, miniatures can never ever be convincing. These are terrible, for example:

They are fairly equivalent. A lot of cheap CG is equivalent to the (intentionally) terrible practical effects in the Toxic Avenger films, for example.

Says the person who doesn’t understand how practical effects work.

These aren’t color photos, but handtinted b/w prints.

This is also me, but at least partially because my twitter is for my “job.” That’s in quotes because I technically freelance what I do but I haven’t done any freelancing for a couple of years now, thanks to having kids and living precisely in the middle of nowhere.

Also, more than faintly xenophobic, except couched in terms of cultural sensitivity to hide the xenophobia.

THIS, forever, all caps dad-on-the-internet-style and bold and everything. They are being idiots in search of Electiopocalypse 2016 eyetracks. BCO is most of why I’m here.

*takes self over to Wonkette, discovers that Disqus password has been long forgotten, makes new one*

Is the whole blog going away, or will the existing stuff be archived? I would hate for ti to just go “poof” into nothingness.

The Empire needs better dental insurance.

Me, too, on a “shut up and take my money!” level.

Nothing else really expresses what I want to say.

Thanks for the update. BCO is a good chunk of why I even read here.

I hope it wasn’t the same stew.

Mustelid toes are just adorable.

Panda is basically Boston Market except sorta-Chinese. If judged by that metric (fast food in hot trays), it is ok.

Well, that’s actually a traditional spelling, so she utterly failed at being yoooneeek.

Do you mean she spelled it“Aengus”?

It’s pretty obviously a structural collapse of the culvert, which appears to be simply corrugated steel with no reinforcement.