Good thing Australia won’t sell this disturbed piece of shit a gun.

After you cook a frozen pizza, how the hell do you slice it so all of the pepperoni isn’t all caught in the black hole between the two slices?

Gotta throw an honorable mention to Brett Hundley. He blows.

I haven’t actually messed with the controls too much but your sensitivity is probably still too high. You really gotta nail those headshots in crucible and I’m noticing that it’s much harder without the autoaim of controller. I’m on 400 DPI with 4 in-game which might be on the low end but it’s been working out for me…

I was surprised to hear about the jump boost thing. There’s a pretty significant sound queue so I haven’t had that issue.

I haven’t updated to a desktop yet but this game is running unbelievably well on my Lenovo Y series laptop.  

She may be a technician but what the fuck is happening in that picture?

I’m actually kind of triggered that the umpire would say anything here. There was zero point in wasting his effort there and all he can do is hope Tsonga misses.

Between Kluwe and McAfee, it’s really hard to pick a favorite all-time punter.

What the fuck are you talking about? I said “I’ve never been able to put my finger on what bothered me about the show.” The show bothers me because it thinks people who care about things are stupid. WE AGREE!

I am clearly saying I disagree with that idea. Read better.

Wilson was on the call because she was with the family in a car on the way to greet the arriving remains

The show really seems to ardently believe that caring about things is wrong, and if you passionately care about something going on in society, you are stupid for doing so and take everything too seriously.

What the fuck are you talking about. You can’t compare old DeadSpin to Old Barstool. That’s a fucking false equivalency if I’ve ever heard one. Also, your joke about pageviews clearly gives you away as a stoolie. Fuck off.

Pretty easy answer. They’re still good but no longer a contender.

Kind of. The mechanics are still pretty simple so anyone can play making it a fun party game with a high ceiling for skilled players. That’s what I like about it anyways. It’s not for people who can’t get over RNG because that’s half the battle.

I mean the traitorous part is that said players wanted to leave their team so it’s taken personally and not logical in any way. I never get mad if a player leaves my team for more money because that’s what they SHOULD do. I did, however, get upset when Ray Allen left for less money because he didn’t want to be on my…

No fucking shit that you watch the players’ movement however I would like to see the puck go in the net, but it’s too small. Hurts the excitement if I need a flashing red light and horn to notify me that there’s a goal.

No thanks, I can’t follow the fucking puck. Hockey is a shitty tv sport.

Baltimore fans also gave a standing ovation to Ray Rice when he returned to training camp. Fuck Baltimore.