kirk, you’re canceled

I can’t wait for a stovepipe asshat featuring a full Amazon Echo inside.

“SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!”
“LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!”

Can I just say that while I sympathize with you, that is one of the most beautiful cracks I’ve seen.

you cant just post things like this willy nilly and not expect jsr fans to get all riled up. for a fraction of a second i almost knocked shit off my table in anticipation of a new game until i kept reading.

We really need a new JSR. With Sega shoveling out more Sonic why not? At the very least an HD remake of JSRF. (and GunValkyrie because why not)

I’d kill for a new Jet Set Radio. Or even an HD remaster of Radio Future. Closest game that has come to scratch my Jet Set itch is Sunset Overdrive. Come on Sega, hire this artist and get started!

These feel a little Team America...

Frangible rounds will still quite easily go through MULTIPLE sheets of drywall. If one hits a wall it is going through it with enough force to cause lethal injury, frangible or not. Frangible or not, Drywall does NOT stop bullets. Do not even remotely think it does. Its not true. If you’ve been sold on that, its…

Probably more worried about what was on the other side of the wall.

I guess this game will do until Nintendo decides to make another Advance Wars.

Into the Breach will be the next game by FTL creators Subset Games. It will be a turn-based, randomly generated strategy game where giant mechs fight aliens. There’s no release date yet, but it looks rad.