BMWs have turn signals?

Sardo Numpsa in The Golden Child

Save 10% of what you earn. Always. Pay yourself first.

Wish there was a way to keep it open all the time.

I just googled “burning house” and grabbed the first picture.

Wish I’d thought of that.

In order to get a programming job, you need to already have had numerous programming jobs. Hell, to get a job programming in a particular language, you have to have had jobs programming in that language for years.

Aargh! That's what I get for being in a hurry.

All your ham is belong to us.

DR-DOS? You're showing your age. And so am I.

Defeating Diablo with a bow and arrows.

Even if you're a white cop shooting an unarmed black man? That's not realistic.

Didn't Gwyneth Paltrow recommend this?

"Final Fantasy: Record Keeper" sounds suspiciously like Eve Online: Spreadsheets".

And a lot of console gamers can be condescending with their "graphics don't matter, you stupid to spend that kind of money" bullshit.

Go to bed, grandpa.