Snap! I just got served!!!

He really said "LOL"? That's funny.

I have 2 kids, and they didn't kill each other today. In other news, I did some awesome shit at my job. Because I am awesome.

We did this, but it took us 10 years to find Bin Laden.

We are not alone.

Does it work with Camera+ (or other 3rd party camera apps)?

Ditto everyone else. My heart jumped into my throat when that little guy took off running. That made my day.

If Giz made the "Last Godspeed." graphic into a poster, I would buy one. Well done.

I have a wife, and 2 beautiful little girls (4 and 6). This is exactly why I NEVER leave the house without kissing them all goodbye and telling them how much I love them. Ever.

This is exactly what I'm going to do when I win my Chrome laptop by following @Gizmodo and tweeting about it.

And she used this information how?

I would prefer a Motorola MicroTAC, my first cell phone.

Whitenoise is the highlight of my week! Pure mayhem in a can!!

@Caty Enders: Really, truly, thank you so much for sharing that. One of those eye-opening moments in life, and I've shared it with a few select others who I knew would actually take the time to read it. Sad that such a brilliant and inspiring mind would choose to take his own life in the end, but depression is a…

@Caty Enders: Okay, read that a third time. Damn you! Thank you! Damn you for making me think! And thank you, again.

@shilo101: I agree. There are some nuts that just cannot be cracked.

@shilo101: LOL...I spent WAY too long writing that. I'm glad I was able to provide some entertainment/insight.

@Zanzan42: Really? I've been a Sam's Club member for almost 20 years and I never knew that. Hilarious.

@Caty Enders: Thanks for sharing that. I still believe she should have returned my banal platitude.

Who Shot JR? It wasn't me!