Dear Sam's Club Receipt Checker Lady,
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@thefastest: At least one person got it. :-)
Do any of you know the tale of how cornmeal came to be? Neither did the miller when he left his house that morning.
Or, they could have just put MAME on the computer...
In the Year 3000...Jonas Brothers will still rule the Internet.
My dignity is for sale...and it's currently trading a shade higher than this train wreck.
Oh no! Jar-Jar Binks has a sister...and he is going to kill us all!
This is how Woz prepares for a full day of Segway polo.
I have been using Air Play for years.
Tragic. But thanks to his selfless act, only one life was lost instead of three. We can all take something away from his actions. My donation has been made.
There is only one "Big O", and he could kick the crap out of this thing.
@Daft.Vader: I just helped an elderly person piss a little in your mouth.
Do you have any idea what the street value of this nursing home's urine is?
I'm more interested in something that works the opposite way. ENHANCE!!
Dang it, Bobby!
That chick should hook up with John Mayer. They would make beautiful children.
So how do we give a more substantial gift?
True Story: A kid from my hometown read somewhere that a sudden, high-voltage jolt to the cranium was linked to people developing ESP. One day while his parents were away, he spliced an electrical cord to a coat hanger, wrapped it around his head, and plugged himself in. By some grace of God, he didn't kill…
This Year's UC Irvine Medical Students Are the First Class to Flunk Out Due to Excessive Playing of "Angry Birds" During Class.