Somehow, my parents got a cable package that only had the Disney Channel. Can't say I was sad when they cancelled it

Hell's Cherubs

I didn't even realize we weren't supposed to like Bob Seeger anymore. His greatest hits album still gets time on my turntable.

I saw him at an airport once. He's short and his wife is super hot.

I'm guessing it's a EISA Modem card out of a PC-AT

What do SV and VC stand for? I'm assuming South Vietnamese and Viet Cong, and that this juicer is some sort of extension of the Vietnam War. Am I close?

The iCleavage: a bra that uses the kinetic energy of bouncing titties to charge your phone.

You're thinking of Ruby Rhod

The last week I've seen two very scruffy looking guys on the Metro wearing Star Trek Enterprise jackets. The actual uniform jackets from the show. I'm not sure if they were nerds or if the studio just gave them away to homeless people.

If the curse of the AVClub holds true, these guys should be getting accused of raping a fan any minute now.

I'll never forgive the Soviets for making her cut her hair.

Fun fact: Mrs O'Leary's cow was a time traveling Cubs fan.

First time I've seen rats jump ON to a sinking ship…

But are they Noid-proof?

If you're going to get a Chinese knockoff, you might as well save a few bucks and get a Ganzo. Those things aren't half bad and even the big ones are only around $30.

Spend the money and get a Leatherman.

No, but there is one for racists called Pepecoin

Girl's Garden remake or GTFO

Also, the current market cap for Bitcoin is 30 BILLION dollars. It used to cost 30 bitcoins to buy a pizza, now each coin is worth about $1700. The technology is crap, though. I'm betting on Ethereum

There's already a cryptocurrency they're pushing for this called Potcoin. I think there's one for the porno industry too called titcoin