Did your professor also have a string of pearls hung next to the article for people to clutch while they read it?

Oooh man I read way too much into your comment.

I’m choosing to interpret it as, “I am feeling awkward and little vulnerable about reaching out to you about this, and I’m going to acknowledge that in the subject line,” more so than “Isn’t is SO STRANGE that people have opinions on race??” She seems to take the issue seriously and be very open to…

As a former partner of someone who used to feel the need to “defend my honor” a lot, believe me that most women are much happier with a guy who can be cool and shake off a situation, than a guy who you’ve either got to take care of after he got his ass beat, or ending your night by sitting around waiting for him to be…

Seems appropriately Jezebel-y to point out that Lindy is a Jezebal alumnA, not alumnUS.

She is very accurate in describing herself as a “classically studied journalist”. The classically trained journalists all study her, and then study their own lives, and then spend their days quietly weeping.

Oh yes, the psychological warfare of having mean teenagers laugh at you would be devastating indeed. I approve wholeheartedly.

Ohh noooo I’m late and a gray but for once, I have a great story for this!

Another guy in Madison who was a serial sexual abuser got thrown in jail for 38 years, so I have some level of hope for this case. The guy in the article below was wealthy, white, educated, “had a bright future” and they still threw the book at him - GOOD.

As Donald J. Trump once said: “Where this hatred comes from and why we will have to determine. Until we are able to determine and understand this problem and the dangerous threat it poses, our country cannot be the victims of horrendous attacks by people that believe only in [shooting], and have no sense of reason or…

Just a heads up: it’s “shoot” your mouth off, not “spew” your mouth off.

I think the phrase is “shooting your mouth off”, not “spewing your mouth off”. Please respect the seriousness of the comments section by using correct idioms.

Okay this was pretty good dance to “The Way You Make Me Feel” but let’s face it, not as great as when Cooper Nielson drove his motorcycle on stage during the recital in Center Stage. Center Stage sets the gold standard for everything, always.

It’s so luxurious, you wouldn’t believe what people are saying about this stocking cap, I sent the best people to find my cap, they tell me this is the longest one anywhere, anywhere in the world you can’t find a better one than this, I was in China and other Asia and I see the stocking caps they have there, everyone…

I love this because I imagine that he was just tossing and turning in bed seething about this and then finally leaped up, cast aside his absurdly long stocking cap, and tweeted this out before collapsing back into bed.

I loved this movie but have an very distant relationship with my mother so watched the whole thing very choked up and emotional. Cried at several points that were probably supposed to be funny.

I assume it’s what could also be called “cheesecake” - scanty clothing, pouty expressions, but still fairly covered up.

My fave soothing YouTube are dramatic videos about making couture clothing. A fantastic example:

Yeah the bread-baking thing makes me think that someone has read a few too many “Chicken Soup for the Soul” type stories. Like, “My wife had fallen out of love with me, I decided to bake her a loaf of bread every week to symbolize my love for her, I wasn’t a very good baker but I kept at it and we fell back in LOVE.…

Once, I got up and picked up my backpack, somehow managed to get the skirt caught between my back and my backpack, and didn’t realize until I was standing in an elevator and a man in a wheelchair said something, probably because he had a unique angle on the whole thing.