If Ohio is so superior to Kentucky and West Virginia, why are you assholes constantly flooding over the borders? Can’t visit any decent outdoor space without being crowded by a horde of those cultureless goobers.

Sounds like it should be the name of a horse

That makes sense.

That’s cool if you want to make up your own definition. I agree it may make more sense. But that is very much not how the word is commonly used. Definitions vary significantly, but yours is not among them. 

Yes, a tree that falls with no one to hear it still makes a sound. Sound waves are generated by the falling of the tree, whether eardrums are there to bounce the sound waves or not.

But if no one calls it a hot dog link or a hot dog sandwich, is it really called that? “It is called” would mean that people in fact use those terms to describe it. I, personally, have never heard any one say “hot dog sandwich” or “hot dog link” outside the context of this silly debate. Always “hot dog” for either.

Brothers Plumlee is the proper group noun, I believe. 

Is everything you said about the benefits of the “black supermoon” to stargazing equally true of every new moon? The article kind of obfuscates that, but obviously it’s not going to be any darker just because it is the second new moon in a calendar month and there’s no statement in here that being a supermoon means it…

overhopped brews designed to be drunk by assholes who wanted to show off the size of their beer penis

Wish I could do a quick poll on who people think sounds like the “baby” who is “pissed off about nothing in this exchange”.

If you’ve let off the bear spray and/or a gun and the bear is still coming at you, I don’t think there’s any point (or opportunity, really) to making yourself big. At that point, you just have to drop and protect your neck and vitals as best you can.

The krinkle cut “classic barbeque” is definitely Kettle’s best BBQ chip. I generally like their chips (salt and pepper krinkle cut and honey mustard regular are my go-to’s) but I agree that the backyard BBQ is a weak offering.

They sell these in the singles section of gas stations around me for like a buck fifty.

It’s possible (likely, I’d say) that the owner truly believed the ID was legit and sent the letter writer upstairs in order to avoid having to directly overrule the downstairs bartender. It seems to me like a smart decision that balanced inconvenience to the customer with friction in the workplace. 

16 oz cans of Torpedo are $1.59 at the gas station by my house. If you do the math, that’s just over $7 for a six-pack’s worth of beer,* which is cheaper than the six-packs. Truly a deal!

I don’t know, man. I recently did a side-by-side taste test of a Chips Ahoy cookie from the 90s and a new one, and I have to say the new one tasted much better.

Healthy, versatile, delicious, and keep you regular. What’s not to love?

It may come as some surprise, but people boil water all the damned time. I do it every single morning!

Starts at 32 and goes to 212? How does that make more sense than 0-100?

Let’s hope, for everyone else’s sake, that you never rent a car in another country.