Unsolicited OKCupid date-a-palooza update in the reply!

Well, Teddy Roosevelt was a Republican and I believe also anti-abortion. So... teddy bears might be a little bit ruined now, actually.

Her hair is definitely a darker, richer blonde and her lip color is pretty bold. Also, she looks like she bodysnatched young Mia Farrow a little more than usual.

I don't have kids yet, but I don't think commercials are kind of horrifying too. Not for violence and nudity, but for their generally magical brainwashing properties. Also, shows like How I Met Your Mother are on primetime with nary a butt or murder to be seen, but I'm not sure kids need to learn to spend every night…

These are clearly good people. Teared up a tiny bit.

So Chickienobs should be in development pretty soon, right?

I got it. I love it.

It's like she lost all her baby fat or something. Or like all her baby fat got into her boobs. Dunno!

The thing that worries me is this talk of "We want to make it like a movie!" because I can't figure out how they mean it. Is it huge battles? Linear plot? Lots of expository cut-scenes? What? I feel like games are long enough that, at least for a series like Mass Effect, they could maybe aim for "high-budget…

It's really odd that there are so few lady brewers. I mean, some of it is sort of like cooking, and ovaries are supposed to give us +5 to cooking, so I don't see why not.

Seriously, how is that a marketing strategy? I similarly feel like I have to look really put together when I go to Sephora, because whenever I went after work looking admittedly raggedy, I think they thought I was a shoplifter.

I have found some stuff that I love at Kohl's! Especially skirts and business casual. No shame.

I might have to try the Victoria's Secret thing. I actually like some of their tops and things too (though the actual bras and underwear are awful on me), and if they send you a return label, then that's perfect. That way I can directly assess their butt-taming properties with minimal commitment! And honestly, I'm…

I wish someone would do this to me when I was going to get a pap smear or something, so I could use explain using words like "vagina" and "cervix" and see if that made them uncomfortable?

I would be insulted if I were called anything other than a Bacon, Egg, and Cheese McGriddle. It's a sandwich made out of pancakes. Anything else is just lazy and backhanded, except maybe from a vegan.

I don't think Ke$ha's hair was shaved. I think it was inhabited by small woodland creatures, and they ran off with it.

Maybe leg skirts are just the next thing? It makes for an awesome mental image, if nothing else.

Walking into Urban Outfitters usually gives me a creepy, you-re-not-hip-enough feeling. Not from the people or employees, usually, but from the store itself. Like it is sentient, and I am not cool enough to shop there. I also haven't found anything that I liked there that's within my price range in about 3 years, so…

Okay, this has to be a prank, or just an elaborate ruse to get dead fetuses on TV. I skimmed his planks, and even the most blue-dog democrat would side-eye that, so there's no way he's an actual democrat (maybe the pot legalization? I don't know).

I guess it's just another form of gaslighting, for which I am ecstatic that there's a term. And sad, because I could never get over saying "I'm upset/angry/frustrated with you because..." and feeling crazy and stupid when I got a "You're being ridiculous/unreasonable and you need to calm down." I was always calm!