This scares the shit out of me about this situation. I hope he gets help (or is forced to get help) before this turns out much, much worse.

No he doesn't. He's too high and busy running away from accidents.

Don’t forget that he is a pretty quick study when it comes to reflection and self-betterment.

Then he can go screw himself.

Suppose he can serve a 6-month sentence in 6 days?

Who needs patience when Jon can complete rehab in 1 day?

Of course! Maybe Jones will wind up as a televangelist after Governor Lesnar pardons him.

Even after returning to the scene of his courageous assault on a pregnant woman in order to scrape his said shit together, Jones still managed to leave contraband behind as he went bravely skipping off into the night for the second time.

Oh this has made my top 5 comments. It’s up there with an old “Sky truly is the ceiling” comment.

Estimated Jon Jones maturation date: April 1, 2068 (earliest projected release date on his future convictions for fraud, witness tampering, racketeering, impersonating a postal employee, and transporting meth across state lines in a Yugo).

Cocaine - You the real MVP!

Beat the shit out of? Not what I heard.

According to Vegas, the odds of Jon Jones getting his shit together are about the same as:

“Jon Jones get your shit together!”

Yeah but the article I posted was talking about football. Plus in sports like tennis, there is no lower level than 4A, so you get small schools stuck playing against much larger ones and it doesn’t make any sense. I used to coach at a 3A private school in Denver so my perspective on this was always that Colorado…

I can see your point. I don’t know where the Bush vs. Legit-strategy/execution line can be drawn except by resort to the rulebook, though.

Good point. Fake throws are not the same as hidden balls.

Here are a few lesser renditions. Still touching:

A+ Thanks so much for sharing. God bless you.

Careful, here. Are you sure it was Dunkin’ Donuts that remotely caused the crap in your drawers? Or could it have been the herd of cops buzzing around?