Eternal Darkness re-release? My body is Reggie!

This crossover raises so many questions like what would a Wookie Xenomorph look like? Just a taller version of the human xenos but covered with hair? Is the Xenomorph hissing part of C3PO’s 6 million languages? Would a scene where Jar Jar die from a chesbuster win an Oscar?

What about his gut? Maybe thyroid, maybe stress or snacks, who cares man. He owns it.

Oh the pain........that didn’t hurt you in any way.

What would adding recoil do for a gun that fires one round?

A writer at I09 and a pro Cosplayer?! Evan really is a man of many skills.

In Artorias theme, It’s ultimate cosplay props Made by ManAtArms, actual freakin bladed steel blade that’ll get you banned from most convention.

Your grammar is also fucking phenomenal, professor.

“I suppose you could go all Judgy McJudgerson on TaZzeRK for doing nothing but play a video game for six months,”

NICE CHEST

5318008 thumbs up.

Why don’t you fucken blow him you love him so much.

How long have you been sitting on that one?

Damn Mike, I forgot this existed. Now I must share with everyone I have ever known.

But did you see all those buffalo?! That was a lot of buffalo! No one has that many buffalos!

IRL Cerebral Bore

began to really bore me

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The MMO does not count.