Dang. I see the new design changes have made it to Kitchenette. It’s ruining my otherwise-entertaining Monday read what with how this new font behaves on iTaLiCs wHeE wE’rE W4R3Zk1Ds Na0

This is good, this is good. Ah hell, let’s re-suspend him!

Well, you see, this banner MAY or MAY NOT be of or pertaining to a banner-type of banner.

One of my Autotrader favorites is the video that simply presents all of the pictures taken in a slideshow form. Because that’s helpful. Let me add a nice voiceover - “Oooh, baby, you’re gonna love this Mazda 6! What I’m telling you now will be the tipping point that gets you interested in this particular car.”

Are we still doing Susan jokes in these? Someone hit me with some good “Susan” shit.

So you pick one title from 1992 and say it’s not crazy that Nintendo has finally released another title in 2015 that’s somewhat similar to it in spirit?

This heart-felt plea is totally going to stop people from doing it.

Do we count automatic seatbelts as 90s, or was that too early-90s-only?

Also, for god sakes with this new font.

Monica Seles: grunts when she hits a forehand, doesn’t grunt when she gets stabbed. Wtf.

The epistemology guy steps in!

You’ll have whatever everyone else makes, and you’ll like it!

Also, probably easier than “photoshopped”...if you grab / use any browser-based developer toolkit (or just F12 in Chrome), you can generally load a page and as long as it’s front-side / HTML-rendered content, you can find the element in the HTML and modify the text as you see fit. This makes for great pranks.…

NOT YET...

HUSQVARNAS! KAWASAKIS!

I still don’t know, but I googled it, and it sounds like what people used to call weatherstripping on any car from 1965 or older.

Now that I can sit back and look at the opportunity, I really should have gone with “I KNOW you won’t part out. I KNOW.


But....BUT....if you don’t sell the truck and want to part out, how much for the new window fuzzies?”

Nice krylon finish on that fender paint by the rust. Gives it that early 90s GM feel.

New window fuzzies!!!

I would be just as star-struck... “You’ve got to rev these up pretty good - what, do you drop the clutch at 6,000 RPM?” “Yeah, six...six thousand RPM...” “What kind of gas mileage do you get? About 12mpg?” “Yeah, about 12mpg...”

I would be just as star-struck... “You’ve got to rev these up pretty good - what, do you drop the clutch at 6,000 RPM?” “Yeah, six...six thousand RPM...” “What kind of gas mileage do you get? About 12mpg?” “Yeah, about 12mpg...”