I hope the short-term ratings boost was worth it, Rachel =\

Goddamn.

Er, how does one even notice that Celebrity X unfollowed Celebrity Y?

At first I was like:

I swear I wake up every morning waiting for the final domino to fall in this atrocious presidency. Then I call my senators (who don’t answer of course) sign 25 petitions that feel totally futile, and refresh my web pages incessantly until it’s time to drink myself into a stupor, fall asleep and do it all again the…

I haven’t kept up with beef between rappers since the 90's, when they gave it to each other face to face before dropping dis tracks, instead of manufacturing it via lame shade on social media to sell iTunes tracks. What is this one about?

I was kind of hoping that he would attend and die from a rage-stroke halfway through the opening remarks. Oh well, I guess I’ll just have to wait for Colonel Sanders to finish him off instead...

The American right spent 40 years courting and nurturing hate and divisiveness and now their next gen stars are scaring even them. It’s rather entertaining to watch Republicans now, like alligators eating their own spawn.

I’m just here to high five this article. And you!

He looks like a less buff but equally shitty Daniel Holtzclaw.

(edit: maybe not equally, but very very shitty nevertheless. Don’t want to minimize Holtzclaw’s insane awfulness in any way.)

Chaffetz is one of the most spineless, worthless, cowardly motherfuckers in the GOP today. He should be ashamed of himself and his weasely face. Ugh.

Because black women haven’t already been speaking about their pain and struggle in every single rnb song ever. But I guess no one cares about them anymore unless they work for Beyoncé.

But but but he held a flag at that one event! Clearly he’s the bestest ally LGBTQ people could have!

Wait I kept being told that 45 was great for LGBTQ?

Counterpoint, your god is an asshole, too:  He that loveth father or mother more than me is not worthy of me: and he that loveth son or daughter more than me is not worthy of me. Matthew 10:37

“I was called a liar and told to knock my crap off or they could put another charge on me,”

Oprah is a mistake.

February 7, 2017. The day public education died.

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.