She was so great; no mistakes, flubbed lines or delays, and total commitment to the character.

The sooner people realize McCarthy is in the top 5 of the funniest people who ever lived ever the better off we’ll all be.

He knows what Trump really is.

While Azealia is still trying to air the stench of hate and death out of her closet, Queen is in Malawi doing her thing as Global Ambassador:

“We look to have a great relationship with all countries, ideally, unfortunately that won’t necessarily happen, unfortunately probably won’t happen with many countries, but if we could have as we do with Prime Minister May, and the relationship we’ve all developed, and even the short relationship that we’ve just…

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

We need to start speaking out against crosscheck en masse, about the disenfranchisement of actual voters that the right has been actively engaged in. The very real gerrymandering that has affected my district. We need to start returning to fighting what has really been happening instead of just reacting to their…

So, lately I find myself sitting on websites like Jezebel, reading articles, and then when I’m finished reading all the new content I hit ‘refresh’ over and over and over and over and over and...

This is some petty shit and I am living for it.

Aziz’s bit about G.W. Bush in his opening monologue cracked me up. “What the hell has happened? I’m sitting here wistfully watching old George W. Bush speeches? Just sitting there- ‘What a leader he was!’ 16 years ago I was certain this dude was a dildo, now I’m sitting there like ‘He guided us with his eloquence!’”

I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

#FreeMelania

You had me at “so much penis” so stop selling!

Perhaps this is me grasping at straws, but I wonder if part of the inevitability of autocracy and failure of resistence in Gessen’s experience is at all related to the fact that Russians had already lived under an oppressive government for generations before Putin came along.

In my more Pollyanna moments, I hope that…

“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

I just ugly cried when that one kid yelled “Barack Obama!” with so much joy.

Don’t be silly.