i am into this, but also idris is way too cool to be friends w her becky ass self.
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Nah, some of us are naturally gifted/cursed. I can hear a song once and know and remember most of the lyrics. It also means that we wind up singing songs we don’t like. It’s a neat party trick though. Or annoying when you know all the words to Guns and Ships but can’t rap them along fast enough to keep pace. He has a…
My mom convinced me that people could change their race.
When I was really young, like eight maybe, my family was friends with some neighbors. They were all white except for the oldest son. I was a kid in a super white town, so confused kid me asked my mom how white people could have a black child. My mother, rather…
It’s national Coffee day? Ok, let’s give this dirtbag a shot of caffeine: Coffee-fied celebs.
I’m glad the racist fuck used the word “settled”. With the number of people who reflexively roll their eyes when someone suggests gentrification is a bad thing, it’s a breath of fucking fresh air when a white person temporarily drops the facade and actually says what they mean to say minus the dog whistles. I settled…
I don’t see a smile. I see a “The fuck is wrong with you, dude?” look.
Once, my mom and dad told us they were giving us the house for the weekend while they were taking a cruise. I was 18 and I was going to have friends over. It was going to be a fantastic weekend!
i want them to both releases slam songs a la Drake/Meek Mill but using computer noises
Neither couple is as in love as I am with these Trader Joe’s mini ice cream cones, so...
“You're lucky cause you mostly look white."
“You’re pretty for a black girl.”
What is it with some American people and kids? Kids are part of the community. Parents are part of the community. But people get so pissed when parents for one reason or another with or without privilege end up bringing kids to a “designated non-kid” space (of which there are many more here than in any other country I…
Asks for FUCKING DIRECTIONS WHEN OBVIOUSLY LOST.
33. Doesn’t whine
made a burner account cos i had to tell this story:
a couple of years ago, a friend and i were WASTED at a bar for some coworker of hers’ birthday party. i didn’t know the person whose party it was (like i said, we were hammered), but we did manage to enough to notice kanye west and jay z among the attendees. the…
There is not a single instance on this planet where I would not have sex with Shia, and I don’t care what that says about me because he is a gd dime piece and makes me feel weird things in my bathing suit area.
(I am writing this on behalf of my dog).
My brother and his (then) wife were already in town for our wedding. They were staying in the same hotel as my parents and my sister and all the other wedding guests. Come the wedding, though, they were a no-show and had checked out of the hotel. Asked for an explanation, he said "I forgot where the wedding was taking…
