The dialogue options on PC with keyboard/mouse are an extra step weirder, because they use the arrow keys, not WASD. So you have to move one of your hands to a different spot on the keyboard, sometimes for a single button press. It’s a small thing, but it’s not like your character is walking around while dialogue-ing,…

I always got a Dolores Umbridge vibe from Jerry Jones. You might be onto something.

OK, now I’m just imagining equating press conference participation with domestic abuse, which is an odd and slippery slope. Especially when you imagine Marshawn Lynch’s famous line: “I’m just here so I don’t get fined.”

Hey, that’s not how we sort out our NFL priorities, buster. We listen to dicks all the time, especially during the pre-game show.

His playcalling is so deep, it’s got layers!

Let’s run down the top 5, shall we?

I knew it! My momma warned me that I could catch communism.

No, it would have to be Nick Foles.

Props to the gigantic team behind Turbulance. It’s a little rough around the edges at times, but the scope is big enough to forgive a few flaws, and with the magnitude of the project, their ability to keep a consistent feel to the project is amazing.

A well-crafted Mario Stage, in Mario Maker? Stop the presses!

I keep getting him confused with Joel McHale, mostly because the Rockets are playing like a community college team.

Finally, an ARG worthy of I Love Bees and Potato Fools Day. Bravo, McMillen.

Benidict Cumberbatch. Hey, someone has to have the correct pronunciation, and it sure can’t be Bucket Crunderdunder.

Sir. SIR. It is an African-American mark. Sir.

How do you know how I order Chipotle?

In case you thought that everyone knows how to Chipotle, have a picture of President Obama not knowing how Chipotle works.

Harsh, but fair.

But later, Tebow showed him the True Way of the Lord.

I still vote that the best movie quote tweet belongs to Frank Furter. 5 year punchline.

Well, when I go to 3D Modeling class tomorrow and the teacher talks about maintaining proper body proportions, I will now have firm context. Holy shit.