Hey! I’ll have you know that 279 pounds of cheese wheels came in very handy when I got to the side quest where you have to defeat the wizard who invades your house in Whiterun. He kept on referring to it as “Cheesehome”. If you don’t have at least 250 pounds of cheese, then you don’t get the special dialogue option…

Truly, it would be akin to getting beaten by Dan Hibiki or Glass Joe, or being killed by the Fan O’War in TF2.

So what, it had the US flag in the picture and the calendar man said, “Oh hey, that’s the ‘Merican flag there, that is. I reckon that mean it’s the place where those Washington folks play.”

My sides reached orbit at “first generation Fat-Lesbian”. I only hope that one day, I too will be able to find someone who will stare down assholes while I dance to songs from the 70s.

Meanwhile, Brett Favre’s ears are burning and he doesn’t know why.

Hey, I would totally watch Mr. Freeze in a Nolan Batman.

Shenmue 3 Kickstarter at E3.

Thankfully, this is the kind of game where you can make balance tweaks instead of balance craters. Magic: the Gathering gets balance problems every once in a while, but only rarely do the problems get so bad that the devs get involved (most recently, two cards were banned from Standard (only using newer card) decks,…

Yes. Your browser history. And no one else’s.

Woodstock is giving me some Five Nights at Freddy’s PTSD.

Yeah, if you enjoyed an experience, then paying for your entertainment isn’t too crazy, especially if it’s only $10. Heck, we’ve paid more for less (looking at you, Watch_Dogs). However, if you had played a game for a period of, lets say, 5 years and then you were asked to pay $10 to keep playing and, whether or not…

Are they not aware of The Smash Bros, the 9-part documentary about the entire history of competitive Melee and actually a pretty informative watch, even for those who don’t follow Smash or eSports in general? Sure, the production value is higher on HTC’s video (what with being an actual company with money and all),…

We will offer them a long snapper.

inb4 Fahey gets hired by Harmonix to make more believable reviews.

The world is now requiring of a visual mod for the game that replaces all the art with their drawings.

I dunno, I’m not a big fan of Super Saiyan Blue. I mean, it’s new and interesting, but regular Super Saiyan is fine. Besides, I didn’t really like Super Saiyan Free or Crystal Super Saiyan either.

Hooray! Maybe I shall finally win something from the Internet besides this stale old Internet Muffin.

When I read that line of the EULA, I didn’t just walk away.

Wait, would Professor be his first name? Way to handicap his career choices, man.

This appears a Prime time to ad-Minister some Liberal puns.