If the Earth were round, Giancarlo Stanton’s dingers would go straight into outer space. Think about it, you guys.

Wyh this now, Dwyane?

Well, duh. Where there are balls, there’s usually an asshole nearby.

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Actually, sharks are cartilaginous, not boned.

The other thought that LeBron probably had at that point was, “Will somebody move and open up the god damn floor? How about you RJ? No? Just going to stand there a step off of the block with your hands on your knees while your defender, Draymond, who is the only rim-protector on the floor, gets to basically stand…

He cycled all the time in his playing days

I’d make a joke about Greeks and their money problems, but that seems like low hanging yogurt.

I had to Starr this post.