I am Irish. Some are good, most only ok, a few are stereotypical. As a Dubliner, the Irish accent was very sketchy, very hit and miss, particularly at the beginning which was awful, borderline lucky charms style "Oirish". Also there about a million accents in Ireland, with three or four in Dublin alone. I had expected…

Her Geordie accent was much easier to understand than anyone who is from Newcastle who has ever spoken.

Apple Game plan

Don't count out Lviv just yet. You're greatly underestimating Putin's desire to have Russia host the Winter Games twice in an eight-year span.

First, have your maid lace you into your hoop skirt. Then delicately wait for your gentleman companion to lend you a hand as you hop up onto your side-saddle trike. (You might want to take the trike in for an overhaul first, as it's over a hundred years old.)

How do I ride side saddle?

I'd pay you money to leave Carrie Brownstein off of Tweet Beat.

This, right here, is the best way to stay single for your entire life...

I sometimes have peanut butter and shampoo sandwiches (if I'm out of jelly).

Can I PLEASE for FUCK'S SAKE, get some sympathy from my fellow-I09ers for living in the Deep South Wasteland known as Southern California? Unless you live here you really have NO IDEA how willfully and cheerfully ignorant people are. Like, there's this whole monied-class of people who don't seem to have jobs and have…

Could've sworn that the Jon Arryn thing was alluded to in one of the last books. IIRC, doesn't Lysa mention doing someone in for Petyr?

You should care, because if every single person who wanted to run Boston just printed themselves up a bib and didn't bother to follow the rules it would be anarchy. It's the same reason most reasonable people recognize the need for and follow the rules — because we're not a bunch of selfish assholes and recognize that…

At worst they ran blush. Mayyyybe mascara.

I wonder if he goes to the same doctor, or did he have to Shop Around?

Wow, weird. My wife are expecting in May (a boy) and were going to name him Kieran but now are leaning towards Aiden. And now this article means WE HAVE TO PICK A NEW NAME AGAIN GODDAMMIT

They fight like little girls.

If I got to have sex with Paul Rudd AND I got a dollar it would be the greatest day of my life.

Yeah! I'm a little insulted by the dollar. Don't cheapen my love.

What are they, crazy? But then again, what you don't see is that his friend Jon Hamm is standing 10 feet away and offering a dollar plus gum, so.