Yeah, hell. Somebody had to pick that low-hanging fruit. Carson Wentz 12-24, for 89 yards, with 0 TDs and 1 INT, and is Carson Gone for 4 weeks.

Carson Wentz? Carson Gone.

Michael Carter still holds the national high school shot put record with a throw of over 81 feet. I’d argue that might be the most untouchable record in any sport.

Berkshire hunts, the lot.

That’s all pear-shaped and not bang on. Not to whinge, but A-Rod might be a minging ponce always on the pull, but that’s pants, BBC. Quite pants.

OK, because I’m essentially a bitter, working class crank who retches a little when sincere appreciation isn’t first coated in a thick layer of contempt: on Monday, when Trump buys Gawker to use as a clearinghouse for Benghazi stories, and the NFL buys Deadspin as a place “for NFL fans to be NFL family”, I doubt…

More insufferable:

Cyclists #7, P90Xers #11?

Ram it.

You deserve Philadelphia.

One of the best Olympic reactions ever.

Nah. I’m pretty secure in my pretentiousness to be ok with it.

I’m amazed that Thiel is a technopile whose solutions are all analog.

Life, without death, is utterly meaningless.

Yep. It’s always great when the person stabbing you in the eye does it with a smile on his face.

Philadelphians are the nicest people in America? You’re drunk.

Please do continue, please do. Although I think that your next etymological explanation may be illegal in a few states.

When HIMYM ended, The Atlantic ran a story on it. I liked this comment enough to remember it for more than two years:

You look mighty cute in them jeans.

And if you’re actually Will Shortz, sorry. You were just in the splashzone of my spleen for HIMYM. Ted Mosby. Goddamn Ted Mosby.