ME TOO. And I'm not even that smart!

Will you watch my future-child so I can have time to stuff my face with cake and ice cream?

Can I bring my future-child to the play date? I'll bring ice cream to go with the cake!

As a Portlander, I would like to apologize for my dumbass hipster neighbors. We're not all like that!

I certainly don't mean to imply that all soldiers are this way! In addition to the jackasses like my former coworker, I've known some wonderful people in the armed forces. My problem is really with the attitude the US as a whole has to its military. As the OP said, it has become alarmingly intense. Having respect and…

I agree! I'm taking a trip to my local fancy grocery store tomorrow. I think some Straus yogurt might end up on the shopping list.

I love Straus! I love to buy their milk and cream when I've got some extra cash for fancy groceries.

I find it really uncomfortable to discuss the military with just about anyone because of this level of intensity. I don't believe that merely enlisting makes you a hero. I find the idea ridiculous, in fact. Tons of irresponsible assholes join the military; I've known plenty. But I would never say that out loud because…

Very true. They are a band of beautiful people!

I got Iron Man, but I would also really like to make out with Captain America and Hawkeye.