“...You then use the AMPLE SUPPLY OF RUNNING WATER THAT FLOWS FROM THE TOP OF THE LAUNDRY MACHINE DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF YOU to rinse the detergent out of the cup...”

I agree it’s dumb, but just go download Focos like the post says. Doesn’t show changes in real time, but focus changes can be retroactively applied to past portrait mode shots, and even the free version without in-app purchases has more options than Apple’s cooked in camera app on the newer phones.

I lived near Fort Bragg for 18 years in a small shit area of Moore County (Aberdeen, if you are familiar).

Off the top of my head:
Android Messages
YouTube (as you know)
Reddit
Discord
Google Maps (light based activation)

Various other apps (Steam, Spotify, Plex, etc.) are dark by default.

I read that post and could hear Grimes’s water bong in the background bubbling. 

You got Ubisoft trying to help them out at least.

Lifehacker has a nasty habit of getting into that echo chamber of “for, by, and about Silicon Valley and Brooklyn” and the relatability goes right the hell out the window, like you might as well be describing people from a completely different culture...or planet.

Go find a stay-at-home-mom in flyover country married…

Yep, I also have to sign on to this. I really like Lifehacker’s “How I Work” series, but this pattern of interviewing wealthy San Francisco families with nannies is a terrible idea. Hacks are supposed to be practical advice; this is vague enough to be useless. What kickass pumping machine does she love? Did she get…

Honestly, WTF with these stupid “This how I Parent” Bullshit articles. Come on Michelle, you have to admit it’s complete garbage. You interview someone that’s a PART TIME parent working full time with a nanny. “I use What’s Up and Slack ...”. Right. Guess what me too.

Jorah Mormont. Son of the previous Night Watch commander, and cousin to Lyanna, the sassy young Mormont girl in the Stark’s war councils.

T-mobile also gives a free year of MLB TV every year, which won’t appeal to everyone, but is still a pretty valuable perk. Especially if you’re a single line user like me and don’t get a the free Netflix.

Track: Can’t Stand Me Now | Artist: The Libertines | Album: The Libertines

I have the sneaking suspicion that despite their position and resources, the Carsons put this whole thing on layaway.

Kaley Cuoco is one of those people that *needs* to be in a relationship. I have a good friend who is like this. She just split up with her husband of 7 years (together for 10 total) in January and she’s already dating someone else. I’m baffled by it.

“Most men think this is what sex is”?? That is ridiculous. Most men reading this are horrified.

Russian Oligarch: “Was accident. Very Sad”

Stumptown has the jist of it. Also know that Xbox 360 games are yours to keep, while Xbox one’s go away when your subscription to live expires.

They’re available on the 1st and 16th at midnight. The 360/BC games are only available for their respective 1/2 month, but the One titles roll through and stay active for a full month, I.e. Trials will go up on the 1st, replacing Shadow Warrior and staying available for the full month, while Super Hot will become…

“Either way, Spotify better be careful, or else it could run into the same problem facing Snap, which has seen its share price fall by almost 40 percent in less than a year after its IPO last March.”

Am I the only one who thinks the standard Apple apps (Mail, Safari, Calendar, etc.) work just fine?