“See?”

Hopefully there’ll be no need for Loup or Sanchez at all. Scary.

I had to google them, which either means (a) I’m old, or (b) no reason to give a shit.

Even if he did fart, it would still be less embarrassing than his initial press conference.

Won’t be long before we start hearing from people who say baseball isn’t supposed to be fun, players aren’t supposed to talk shit and know they’re good, they’re supposed to go about their business as if playing baseball were the biggest fucking drag ever. Those people will not cheer for the Jays, and think Buck…

What a terrible situation. To almost wish being back in Jacksonville.

He's crying about all that wasted beer and champagne.

Answer: Republican

“Jays trade for Josh Hamilton? I wish...”

Not sure how this b.s. gets propagated. BJs have never been higher than 10th among MLB teams in player salaries. There's no evidence that *potential* viewership translates to more money to spend on players.

Teams have never had raucous clubhouse celebrations before? I'd think this one was probably muted, given how many cameras were there. One guy shit in the Stanley Cup once. Would've loved a helmet-cam of that.

The Orioles are perhaps the only team that can make Bautista seem likable.

It wasn't just beer and champagne. Roberto Alomar enjoyed a 12 year old. He also had some aged whiskey.

And risk having to attend a D-bags game? You’re insane.

That’s double the D-bags average run production.

That’s how the players feel too.

Any ASU student who can explain the infield fly rule graduates with honors.

They’ve made it easier over the years. This group won’t have to meet Kirk Gibson.

“people have been taking pictures of themselves and sharing it with others since the invention of the camera”

“Where’s Kirk Gibson, and why hasn’t anyone been beaned yet?”