If someone who wasn't wealthy and powerful tried pulling this shit in court would it have any chance of working? I'm so sick of the people who say their aren't 2 America's .

And here I thought I’d have to wait until the game to see a statue repeatedly knocked over.

petr cech yourself before you wrech yourself

Ah, right. I fixed it, thanks.

this part is my fav

I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.

This guy called it.

“I don’t believe a falcon has the cognitive ability to ‘store’ prey like this,”

Bear disagrees.

metaphorical thumbs, buddy

Woke is when someone has “woke up to” the forces of injustice and inequality. The Social Justice Force has been awakened in them, if you will.

If a guy could get pregnant by giving himself head, Piers Morgan would be the resulting child.

So brave. So moving.

really bothered by the drug culture that surrounded my childhood —not mine personally. I grew up in suburbia

You forgot don’t be a woman/don’t have a vagina