O ye of little faith...

Since this is the Browns, I half expected to hear that they hired Jonah Hill.

This is the best comment. Thank you so much for posting it.

The solution to disproportionate responses by the government to persons of color is not to call for disproportionate responses by the government to white people. It’s to stop disproportionate responses against persons of color.

This is nonsense. They don’t want to die. They want to say “I’m prepared to die for the Constitution” so that people will go “Wow, these guys want to die, they’re a scary right-wing death cult!” They’re morons. They’re morons loitering in a shack.

Hmm ... I think I’m not going to assume there are a whole lot of “extremists” out there just waiting to lay claim to ranger shacks on remote wildlife refuges. More to the point, I don’t think these dipshits are “extremists.” They’re idiots. They are accomplishing precisely nothing beyond getting some media attention…

I don’t think calling them morons and jamokes and dinguses and slow-witted white dorks in their best Sunday camo is handling them with kid gloves. I don’t think the solution to the imbalanced application of law enforcement in the United States is for the heavy-handed destructiveness wrongfully applied in certain…

Listen, the very notion that they’re genuinely “doing” anything is flattering to them. If they were serious about some sort of insurrection against government, they could—would—have picked virtually any other building in North America to start it. They don’t want a fight. They want to get interviewed on Fox News.

I bet he still believes in God, though.

Here, white males who kill multiple people with guns can somehow be arrested, but brown people with bats can’t.

The United States: A country without a single public museum dedicated to the history of slavery, but numerous museums and memorials dedicated to the glorification of slavers.

I loved this. I loved ALL of this. I know I’m going to get slammed for kissing your ass Jia, but I don’t care. This is the piece I’ve wanted to read from a Jezebel EIC for a long time. The promotion has changed you for the better.

I always avoid the 13th/14th century wings of art museums. Baby Jesuses with adult proportions freak me out.

Ben Carson can punt a football 500 yards.

Shoutout to the three readers who flagged this comment as offensive.

The greatest songwriting team in the history of music is Bob Dylan and whoever brought Bob Dylan his cigarettes/speed/weed/220-221 whatever it takes.