Create a problem and then profit from the solution is a core GOP value.

Motherfucker, PLEASE. The book isn’t anti-autonomous cars at all. I fucking WISH writing anti-Tesla articles made one tiny bit of difference on book sales. It doesn’t. And I’m not anti-Tesla. But if this is your reaction to this story, perhaps you should seek out your clergyperson or a trusted relative. Maybe a…

There is no person I hate more than Yertle the Evil Turtle. I feel physical fury and repulsion whenever I see his picture. It’s so bad that I actually feel distressed by how much I hate him. Like, I wish I hated him less so I wouldn’t have to feel this way. It’s just another of the many ways his existence has…

Me too! Suckers, all of them!
Anywho, I’m off to buy a new starship for Star Citizen.

My first car was a Triumph Spitfire. I would hear from classmates on a regular basis that I was going to die driving that thing.

I’m on the side of juggernauts are fucking stupid and have no place in warzone. Hopefully they get patched right out of the game!  

How? Maryville MO is the county seat of Nodaway County. 77% voter turnout last month, with Trump getting 70% of the vote.

How much are you willing to pay for a car?

Nobody ever lost a dollar by underestimating the taste of the American public.

It matches their magic copper bracelets perfectly!

Is a sucker still born every minute, or is it faster now due to 5G radiation?

I’m trying to figure out why the only and correct way to control a camera is now labeled as “inverted” when what is now the standard and default setting is inverted and backwards and makes absolutely no sense.

You should see my next one.

he already commented on this in latest hardware news:

He meant serving the American people up to Comcast on a silver platter.

The chassis itself remained intact (surprisingly well mind you considering the impact and the resulting fire it went through). The rear half of the car was the entire drivetrain and isn’t technically part of the chassis.

My mom tells a story about my Nana‘s reaction to Reagan becoming president. Nana was a teen/young adult during the depression, and her dad spent day after day wandering New York, looking for a job. They were dirt poor until about 1947.

“I lived them, it wasn’t so bad” - probably because you’re the exact type of person Reagan and his administration liked - a white, straight, neurotypical , middle class American man. I know it’s the big scary no-no word these days, but y’know what that’s called? Privilege. It’s best you start recognizing you lived a…

I will. Cloth seats are easier to clean dust, crumbs, and hair off of because you can just vacuum them. Cloth seats also don’t crack if left in direct sunlight a lot and don’t need to be wiped down with specific non-caustic cleaning mixes like leather, vinyl, and fake leather do. Just vacuum and then spray Febreeze on…

So instead of a giant rock he was crushed by panic and despair. And it wasn’t even 2018 yet!