how is a prison break ever the best option Veronica

“Ok stabbing I get, but why’d you kiss me”

“How did he pin the murder on me”

“Yeah turns out I was a dumbass for pleading guilty to something I clearly didn’t do out of misplaced guilt. Please help me break out”

I mean if having a half naked Archie tied to a bed wasn’t blatant pandering, I don’t know what is

“This obsession with Archie Andrews will destroy us”

Veronica (about Archie): I’d recognize those abs anywhere

Are we just glazing over Reggie’s Dad punching him in the face for asking about G&G and his possible abusive homelife

I wonder if The Bar Association took away Penny’s law license yet

Now I can buy a lot of things Show. But you expect me to believe that Jason’s actor grew up to look like Cliff Blossom?

Oooooh maybe I missed that. 

Dramatically bursting into rooms is genetic

“We gotta hide this game that might connect us to a murder. Also fuck our dreams I guess because...because”

I love this dumb, beautiful show

where did those poor ass southsiders get costumes 

why have none of these families left this awful town

Considering they cast Jason’s actor as you g Cliff, are they even walking it back that much

WHY DOES EVERY DRUG IN THIS TOWN LOOK LIKE CANDY

Child predators, incest families, rampant drug use, biker gang(s), serial killers, cults and LARPers

Best. Episode. Ever.