Frequently the legal definition of "rape" requires penetration of some kind. (In some areas, it's even specific to penis-in-vagina— so manual penetration or anal penetration wouldn't even legally classify.) So it's possible that unless she actually sodomized the child, and potentially even then, it wouldn't legally be…

I work high end fine dining in New York City, and every place does it.

Sooooo, a flight engineer getting stuck in the 18th century would've been more interesting? :/

WUT.

It's not about the individual being 100% honest, it's about the company. Most businesses, including restaurants, accept credit cards these days. Most of my tips are charged to a credit card. Those *have to be* declared by the restaurant. It'd be pretty obvious if they didn't. So generally speaking, 95% of your tips…

sooooo, we asked someone in the financial industry— the industry which explicitly makes its money off fees from people not understanding the terms of their loans/card agreements/mortgages— about the value of teaching kids financial literacy? Isn't that the equivalent of asking a fox about the relative merits of…

At my last job, saying "I'm gonna tell HR!" was a literal joke that we made to each other, openly. Because the HR dept (one lady) was such a drunk hot mess of a human that she herself should have been in trouble with HR on the regs. Why, yes, this was also the place with the frat-boy, in-club mentality that I've…

There's no "right" or "wrong" about how you choose to live your life to be happy, and that includes your sexuality.

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If we're going only on personal experience, I have never met a pitbull that wasn't a big ol' lovebug. My old roommate's pit was such a sweet scaredy-cat that she used to hide from the rain in the bathroom. Therefore, clearly nothing you say is true.

The article says the baby was lodged against her back and the pains were probably due to him trying to move but not being able to. Apparently even with the C Section they needed forceps to get him out.

A business will deduct the credit card fees on a tip from the tip itself. So in the end, it's the server paying the fees on the tip amount, not the business. Personally, I think this is shady as fuck because it's not like the server gets to choose which credit cards, if any, are accepted. But it is legal. It usually…

This is the one I thought of too!

YOU TAKE THAT BACK EMMA THOMPSON CAN DO NO WRONG

I had a tour guide in Morocco tell me (fully in jest) exactly how many dromedaries my girl-friend and myself could expect to bring in as a dowry. Apparently I was "too skinny," but I was still a catch, and worth at least seventy-five. My slightly more robust friend was worth at least a hundred. It ended with all of us…

There's a special place in hell for women who capitalize off the oppression of other women.

I may have come off as more aggressive than I meant to as well— I'd also just read a bunch of replies that are telling me I'm a HORRIBLE SELFISH PERSON FOR NOT WANTING YOUR GRANDMOTHER TO BUY YOU FLATWARE and I was a little defensive myself. I'm really only explaining my own philosophy towards the whole issue, but I…

Sooooo.... Jamie Bell is back on the market?

I was reading your post and thought the caps were some kind of strange passive-aggressive secret message. Kinja fuckups are much less interesting.