Cue Fox News trumpeting with 'CubanSpermGate' in 3...2...1—

Maybe I missed something but I REALLY find it telling that no one from Black Hollywood besides Whoopi and other convicted rapists are coming to his side. Not Mrs. Rashad not Mr. Poitier not even Mr. Belafonte. I mean NO ONE is rushing to his defense. No one is saying 'Oh Dr. Cosby is incapable of doing this because…

Somewhat unrelated but I always feel the urge to post this on a One Direction post:

No just the same ole 'Cristiano is clearly sleeping with men but does not want to be open about it even though we already know'.

Ah okay I always get them mixed up. What's funnier is that this works for the joke even better.....

Kris Tested. Seacrest Approved.

As the only gay man in America who never watched Sex with the City I have no comment on that last sentence.

Because when dating gorgeous model after gorgeous model isn't enough to prove your masculinity/heterosexuality you must confirm in it an eleven foot bronze statue.....

I'm not a huge fan on tomato based soups. I hate broth soups and I prefer cream based ones but if the tomato based soup has good stuff in it I won't mind. I just hate tomato chunks.

Where was the semen? I really was expecting semen!

How can you hate spiral ham? It's still basically just ham!

Now they realized they've made a huge mistake.

Serious question: Are there any commonly adored snack food that you DON'T hate with a passion?

As long as he doesn't try to jump the audience again I don't care what he does.

You're not alone. There's a certain art to obtaining the perfect forearms. There has to be the perfect balance of meat and muscle. Overtly lean and veiny forearms gross me out.

This is all well and good but I'm still holding him to this:

I thought of this when I heard President Obama call him James 'Flacco'.

Does this mean Queen Latifah is finally coming out of the closet? I mean seriously girl between playing a bisexual soul singer, the numerous pictures of her and her lady love, her being a staple at lesbian pride celebrations why does she continue to pretend that she isn't a lesbian/bisexual*? It's actually almost kind…