because you are correct sir, you get my star.

Nice to know that there's at least two of us who've been inside a Teddy Ruxpin.

Nice to see Derek Jeter is no longer unemployed.

In case you are serious, put USS before Philippine Sea and google it.

Nobody puts Baby on the floor.

Jets are cool.

I bet her farts go through three generations before they are free.

Callers were surprised to hear of Burger King's new salad menu based on Kevin's repeated insistence to "lettuce alone"

Berman: When Ray Rice entered the elevator, he swung at Janey and she went back-back-back-back-back-back-back to the wall.

This guy, last year: "BRANDON FUCKIN' WEEDEN FUCKIN' SUCKS! PUT BRIAN HOYER IN THERE, YOU FUCKIN' POLISH-ASS MOTHERFUCKER!"

A nice tribute to someone who I never particularly cared for as a comedian but I respected the hell out of for being a trailblazer.

The amazing thing is that 12,000 fucking people found Waldo to begin with.

LOL

hey, they have every right to milk every single click out of this they can

More problems... Lower HP to weight ratio than the Abarth 500, much more expensive, have to deal with BMW dealerships.

I've been waiting with bated breath for this one too, as I suspect many here have; not because we're browns fans, and not because we hate you. We honestly don't. No one does, in fact.

"Hey man, not everyone can afford to go to a track day!"

You know who else loved a boys and girls club? Jeffery Dahmer.

This is really touching. She'll be shooting significant others through bathroom doors in no time.

It's funny because you think the Browns will get 7 wins this year. Hehe.