I'm just impressed the car doesn't bottom out from the weight of his giant balls.

As Germany should know, the US doesn't let a little water stop them from advancing.

This is just going to make Uber and the like more popular...

There is only one possible response to this article:

You mean welcome his arm with open asses.

That sound you just heard was the entire State of Ohio getting a LeBoner.

Well of course Sarah Jessica Parker appreciates Horsepower...

Usually the only chile that runs through things so brazenly comes from Cincinnati

So a ton of people are freaking out thinking this is GM's fault. When in all reality the people filing the lawsuit are just idiots. Lost resale value? If that's the case everybody buying an S-Class, A8, or 7-Series should sue their respective manufacturers as the values on those tank only a handful of years after they…

Braun: [Receives shot in the ass]

If someone is thinking that jogging on asphalt is better than concrete, they need better shoes.

Joke's on you because they DO pay us to live here.

...who clearly understands that sometimes you can't escape the truth.

Frankly, I don't trust any list that doesn't rank Cardinals fans as the most sensitive.

If the Department of Transportation was run by race engineers, the world would be a better place.

That is actually the safety word.

Things will only get worse when the games shift to Miami's arena, where there's a lack of real fans.

One of the great irony in sports is the Cleveland Indians playing at Progressive Field

you're crazy

We're gettin' the World Cup y'all!