Says the very prolific Deadspin commentor.

Found him

I don’t blame him for being mellow. Even if he doesn’t make it as a pitcher, at least he still has that High School Musical money to fall back on.

Come on, Billy. I thought we agreed the “Eating It” tag would only apply to articles about Matt Le Tissier.

Brooks had one hell of a game. The 3-on-1 that he shut down was excellent and I think boosted not only his confidence, but the whole team.

I knew he was going to fuck up that chance against Paraguay even before Wood fed him the ball.

The thing we need to focus on after figuring out what to do in the back with Yedlin out is our midfield. Does Klinsmann even change anything? Does Nagbe get to start? Will Zardes do something to make me stop hating him?

No matter what happens I just want to say thank you to all the Deadspin staff. I started reading your articles about 5 years ago. Before that I barely paid attention to sports news, because I thought they were all like ESPN or SI. You guys helped me to develop a greater love for sports by showing them in a more…

That is a very good bear.

Why did they cut it off before Putin comes up for air? smdh

Looks about right.

Mansplain Park was well received by the Barstool audience.

The greatest baseball prank is still Rick Manning having sex with Dennis Eckersley’s wife.

Imma (Gonna Get Fired)

‘Is not general incivility the very essence of love?’

Zero Sense or Sensibility

I bet this guy is a Cardinals fan.

“I’ve made it to the top,” he said as he watched a blowout high school baseball game on a shitty laptop.

According to FiveThirtyEight intern Kyle Wagner