Pictured: Tasteful palette as defined by Rex Ryan.

like your mom

Like 538 has been right about anything so far this year, smdh.

What a buffon!

Sturridge is very good at football.

Le Haven't

This happened because he took his manager’s advice.

they should install 2 windows one for backup in case the 1st one broke.

“I don’t even like the water.”

Because this is the NBA, there must be a third step.

That’s right Clayton! Show him the heater!
-Jamie Moyer.

For once the Browns won’t even have to draft a quarterback to guarantee themselves a bunch of picks.

He’s going to go home and get screwed out of a win in the 94th minute?

Should have went with the triangle-and-who?

The only aliens allowed at Augusta are the grounds crew.

Do you have any links to sexed up Disney Princesses so I understand what you are referencing?

Barry, I’m sure that women are going to be thrilled that you’re taking a stand here.

what

I had just assumed Canadian hydrants dispensed maple syrup.

I mean, at least it's a gneiss picture.