Boy, I bet she will try to spin this the other way.

That’s EPIC highlight truther-ing

“Capt Balderrama: McClendon went left of center traveling at a high rate of speed, collided into bridge wall, car engulfed in flames @NewsOK”

(afraid to say anything)

How the fuck can I not get a job with ESPN.

“What has changed is that the world now treats it as Adele doing scales, Streep reading lines and Puck stirring sauces, combined.”

I thought ‘retiring a hack sportswriter to Italy’ was the same as ‘sending Fido to a lovely farm upstate’. Disappointed to discover that I’m wrong.

Burrillville must feel cold and sick after that.

This story needs corn for it to be Iowa. #pedantic

The thought of hugging her never passed through his mind.

Historically Scots are not usually that adept at using the english.

That’s got to be the best goal ever scored in that club’s 45 minute long history.

Count the motherfucking clauses in that sentence. Forget the horrifying shit show that was the topic, any editor who let that damn clusterfuck out the door should be fired on the spot for that alone.

That’s what employees tend to do, yes.

This message is approved by all Skins fans in Charles Town and Harper’s Ferry, WV.

+1 Drunken Family Reunion

Goddamn psych majors.

Meanwhile, 50 Cent still hasn’t died tryin.

Fucking hypocrite getting plenty of support from the big banks, I see.