Joel McHale is the modern-day Ted McGinley

That Naomi Campbell figure can be saved if they put some sunglasses on it.

Lifelong Prince fan and I own not one Beyonce album, but her show was absolutely the most energetic and visually interesting halftime I’ve ever seen. 

Yellowjackets turned out to be a huge waste of time, but she was great in it. 

Never should have badmouthed The Beard in public. 

You’ll never top Paul Ryan saying Rage Against The Machine is one of his favorite bands.

At home...WASHING HIS TIGHTS!

You really should have stopped at “doing so”.

Tell yourself whatever you have to, cheapskate. 

Apology accepted, snob.

Then stay in your cave, cheapskate. 

Then those used sheets and towels are gross when you checkout. Leave a tip.

Then those used sheets and towels are gross when you checkout. Leave a tip. 

Hero.

Hotel employee here, 5 bucks is fine if you never use housekeeping or only stay 1-3 nights (and you aren’t a total slob).

$3-5 everytime the room was cleaned, including the cleaning that will occur after you checkout. 

Bird up!

24 did it first.

Maya is hardly Black and not funny at all. 

Can somebody put together an edit that excises every scene with Demetri in it?