Ok, Ivanka, please give your Dad back his phone...

Holy fuck. All the stars to you, my friend.

What are you implying? That they will get so pissed off at the constant barrage of facts, common sense, and refutation of his lies that they stage some kind of armed uprising?

ALL OF THE STARS TO YOU.

Oh this is so good.

You’re confusing his daughter for his wife. Then again, most of the time, I’m sure so does he.

I don’t have time to search for a video but for God’s sake, throw some black or Puerto Rican girls in there twerking and show how it’s done!

Can this be done with humans?

What?! Conservative snowflakes and CHINOs (Christians In Name Only) are lamenting that the orange fuck they elected is going to disrupt their precious lives? Let them all fucking die. Absolutely right — they need to reap and weep what they have sowed.

#ShutItDown #COTD

While he was lifted off the ground, he realized he ain’t got wings, and coming down was going to be the hardest thing.

At the 0:07 mark in the video, who falls down behind the center support pole? Is that the Broncos mascot? Oh fucking god that’s too funny...

Not young. Not naive. Not my president.

How fucking small is that shit? Squeeze any harder and he would pinch the fucking thing off.

I wonder if this can work with location awareness? That is, automatically turn off when outside specifically chosen networks (home, work, favorite cafe, etc) in order to save battery life and automatically reconnect when the hotspot is in range.

That’s why they call it “security theater”. Maybe with some interpretative dance and performance art thrown in for good measure.

That’s why they call it “security theater”. Maybe with some interpretative dance and performance art thrown in for…

MY 8 YEAR OLD SON WAS DIAGNOSED AT AGE 2 WITH AUTISM AFTER HE RECEIVED THE MMR VACCINE!!1!

My 8 year old boy would probably ask for either AC/DC “T.N.T” or Gru’s theme from “Despicable Me”. Yeah, he’d definitely be all over that.

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