bitterstrangefruit
bitterstrangefruit
bitterstrangefruit

Want to win at carnival games? Just ask this guy how he does it.

Guess the fool wasn’t Freaky Fast enough.

Republicans and Democrats right there.

Sorry but no. The average conservative isn’t educated enough to understand symbolism and abstraction on this level. They’ll take it too literal and blame it on a bunch of “hairy lesbian feminazi liberals”.

Anecdotal, but there are a lot of parents with autistic children that swear this is the best thing to help put their kids to sleep.

Well, yeah. What do you think those right-handed people will be doing with their right hand? Duh.

Comparing apples and oranges? IMO, players today are stronger, faster and just plain more athletic than players of yesteryear (all jokes about steroids and performance enhancers aside).

Or donkey kick. Will go for that too.

This is the reason why the ASBO laws shouldn't have been repealed.

This might be more to your liking:

Interesting point of view.

I totally agree. Complete silence except for some nervous twittering (the original meaning, not the app). Everyone knew exactly who the fuck she was. Bad joke, Chris.

Explain why we can’t gain air superiority with long range stealth drones. Don’t get me wrong, I love the planes but that price tag is not justifiable.

High tech weaponry? Yes. But it’s high tech CYBER weaponry. That’s where the next battlefield of the future will take place.

If you want hear only silence and you find earplugs are uncomfortable, check out these hearing protectors. We got a pair for our young son who is sensitive to noise and he says they are very comfortable over his ears. Obviously find an adult size to fit you.

... and bring this, of course.

I make this all the time and my girlfriend loves it.

I don’t see why not! Tofu will absorb anything that it’s fried in, so curried tofu sounds like a really great idea.

For richer flavor, fry the spices and curry in ghee (clarified butter, but vegetable oil would also do) and chopped onions before adding the chicken. And definitely use the dark meat. Chicken breast would probably cook too quickly and dry out.