A fan once broke into John Travolta’s house and hid in his closet.

That sounds like a pretty decent hand job.

Huh! It’s my frank and beans in the pics that have been sent to more than 300 weman’s phones in the E17 postcode alone but you don’t get me going on and on about it. 

This is some neat trivia, about the hand, but Milan Kundera is still trying to find out whose navel that is.

I feel bad for that pup, mainly because he’s about to find out that Chicago pizza is really just a goddamn casserole.

“My vision originally actually was to make a Christmas horror movie, and instead I made a very beautiful, ethereal, neon type of vision...”

That’s a palmier and it doesn’t look anything even remotely like an elephant ear which looks like a puffy fried tortilla.

I assumed you were the chap who made Randy West look good.

A queen who obviously skips leg day. (Not my joke, stolen from Twitter but it made me giggle)

It’s lazy, but her thumbs have been weakened by chronic affluenza.

Plus it’s a very poorly-executed bird-flip. Those massive thumb wings detract from the whole presentation. Kids.

GRENADE!!!

Hmmm. I expected this to be filled under: “Love Is Dead”

The OA was some of the most cringeworthy and embarrassing shit I’ve ever watched.  And I watched.  I got several episodes in and I just had to stop out of genuine embarrassment and discomfort.  So, maybe that’s why it got canceled.  You know, because it wasn’t very good.

Uma Thermos, Queen of hot and cold.

Also, correct me if I’m wrong here, but the ending we got for GoT was GRRM’s ending. He met with D&D, laid out his overall plans for the story, and that’s apparently what we got. Yeah it was super disappointing but it also explains why GRRM can’t manage to finish the books when the ending he’s building towards is so…

“Don’t fart in a changing room until after you are actually fully ready to leave.”

hiding the stench of where Good Taste died

A 60's version of the Avengers, set in England, where she wears catsuits and he wears a suit and bowler hat.

Get a room, funboys.