Feed the turds, trumpence a brag.

God damn it god damn it god damn it there's a price to be paid for not paying attention to the feed at work.

You ask them for the pastrami, no pickle please

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Tourism spots for Philadelphia.

He’s depraved on account he's deprived.

That 2nd pic is giving me serious "Tom Jones" flashbacks...

My dad, also from FR, introduced me to Nathan's as a kid and I've had issues with any other brand of hot dogs since.

Pray Love Eat

That would be jacked up.

Minimally sorry for that.

The tailor next door specializes in sewing appropriate closures into Levi’s 501s overnight, called “Wake Up With Flies”.

edited because I have poor reading comprehension, apparently. Thx for the tip!

Thanks. It wouldn’t surprise me if these had been sitting on the shelf for 6 months. Got them as a gift, didn’t check the expiration.

I do adore Cate Blanchett. However.

https://youtu.be/g_TiqoEw4sQ

Whatever poor bastard has the great misfortune to sit next to me.

Whatever poor bastard has the great misfortune to sit next to me.

Woodmere? Bet they knew my cousins from Lawrence. Lawn Guyland represent!

Robert Kardashian (Sr., of course) was as good as it gets.

Seven psychotic psychics sipping chardonnay stealthily