I don't believe in gods but I do believe that the universe loves me at least a little bit now.

Yep, that’s why Pamela Sue Martin quit the show.

Ya goda good thing going there.

It requires a mention in Earl Wilson's "It Happened Last Night" column.

Thank you, Jia; this was a great piece and you are an excellent writer.

She stuck to him like glu,cos of the money.

Yeah,I don't care who or what that belongs to, it's an objectively beautiful ass.

Your mouth to some slashfic author's ear.

So once again I concatenate this item into the list of things I’ve already done; I find that apparently, from a historical perspective, if this were possible I definitely would. Doesn’t even crack the top 20.

Never anything better here.

Found this out by accident in Organic Chem class in the 70's. Then proceeded to "discover" it several more times on purpose.

Tricky Dick Nixon

I'd settle for a Pinwheel, tbh.

I am equal parts deeply terrified and intensely inquisitive about discovering what a Klondike Bar might have warranted.

Dr. Shark Bird is gonna fuck up alla y’alls shit.

Watch out where the Malamutes go.

I would never enjoy a pokey bum wank to the smooth sound of Mr. Barry White.

Me too, but tbh, its not an assumption without the weight of history behind it.

The best part of the deal will be watching the looks on those idiots' faces when the short-fingered vulgarian turns his back on them should, god forbid, he be elected. Their world? Ain't never coming back.

Yeah, she should quit stalin’ and form a troika.