Queue all the hyperbolic posts of a dead celebrity.

I subscribed to Tidal to listen to Kanye’s album, was delighted to find that it’s the only place on the internet to have access to the entire Prince collection...I’m really glad I never bothered to unsubscribe.

A man paying for his own dinner and having this spoken about him 10 years later (for not picking up the whole group’s tab) is insane: “He’s a weird f—-ing guy. That’s weird s—-. Something’s wrong with you.”

This is what we want those college athletes to do

How is Dana White a useless middleman? Like please explain that. Should the fighters just organize everything themselves?

“to simple things a man should know, like how to order spacers of water between beers to keep from getting so drunk.”

Officials became suspicious when he punctuated a drive in the lane by yelling, “You Millennials are entitled.... to getting dunked on!”

You could’ve handed me a list of all 30 NBA coaches and I would’ve had exactly ZERO idea what team Steve Clifford coached.

Yeah. So 2 things compared to the CNN’s, MSNBC’s, etc. holy crap! A whole 2! That really is a huge amount compared to the rest of the people and stations!

That’s irrelevant. Would you want your wife or daughter to be the first case? The more tolerant we become of it, the more we open the door for it to happen the first time. Then we would probably just dismiss it as an outlier and carry on. This society is becoming fucked. Let’s make the majority 99% suffer so that the…

Personal feelings about Curt aside, I think you’re missing his point. I don’t think he’s saying that all transexuals want to prey on children. He’s saying that there are disgusting predators who will take advantage of the law to prey on young women or children. That is absolutely indisputable, and it’s why some…

One of the benefits of soccer still being largely ignored in America is you can totally switch your allegiance to EPL teams and nobody will genuinely give a fuck.

Millennials won’t remember this, but Warren G. Harding gave out Blow Pops and stripper-grams to every American teenager who pledged to vote for him.

I think it’ll be fun to fuck with people on the internet by prefacing everything with “Millennials won’t remember but...” and just make shit up.

Did you actually think you had come up with some kind of great witty comment or insight here? Is there any single moment of our days where people aren’t expected to follow some standard of behavior, and face consequences for not adhering to that standard? The answer is ‘no’ if you haven’t figured that out yet.

This is so damn sad. An adult fan bringing a glove to a game.

The theatre: where fans are deliberately placed to where they can potentially interfere with the play.... then get kicked out of the theatre for interfering with the play, as if the possibility of it happening never even occurred to anyone before.

Wow these comments are getting the Cam Newton treatment

Remember when this guy threw a shitfit about Reggie Jackson celebrating, like two weeks ago?

Seeing a guy doing a stupid dance before a basketball game doesn’t turn a kid into an asshole. Kids are assholes because there are assholes raising kids.