It’s a Pregnancy Pact.

I will never, ever, ever understand the impetus to trash the dress.

THANK YOU. I had a tiny wedding that cost maybe $500 including the dress, the dinner with our parents and a hotel for the night. It was fine. It got the job done. But it wasn’t what I wanted and I’m always going to be a bit sad we don’t have any good photos of the day and that a lot of people we loved couldn’t be…

I’m just here to offer up a size 6/8 wedding gown that has been fully altered to a 5'6 woman, and has never been worn. It’s a-line, embroidered, with a bustle already in place for the train. It’s David’s Bridal, but I’ll give it away for the cost of shipping since it’s just taking up room in my closet. If you want…

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All of the things you listed are ALSO a waste of money to a lot of people. It’s almost like different people value different things and can spend their own money however the fuck they want

Spoiler alert - some people can buy the dress AND do those other things, too. God - people who are so judgmental about wedding dresses look like jealous, catty teenagers.

I got married last year and I can’t imagine how much I would be losing my shit.

As someone who spent a relatively conservative amount on an upscale but reusable non-white-wedding dress and opted for a very small wedding so as to afford a honeymoon abroad: people are allowed to do what they want. We preferred to spend our money on seeing four thousand year old buildings, but other people would…

I didn’t pick up my wedding dress until the week before my wedding. If you’re going the traditional boutique route (which I did more for my mom than anybody else), it will likely be more than a couple hundred bucks and you are scrambling to find something in your budget and in a hurry. I know plenty of women who found…

They choose to spend their money however they want. I lost a shit ton of money and the whole saga was on Gawker. I was subjected (I was quoted from a news source) to a lot of people telling me how stupid I was and how they would have spent that money. It didn’t make me feel better and in fact, made me feel actively…

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Jennifer Garner, the actress tabloids would like you to believe is a long-suffering sad sack even though I’m fairly sure there are few happier people in Hollywood, hung out with some of her gal pals (Chelsea Handler and an unidentified brunette)

Lol, she’s probably happy she doesn’t have to deal with his drama anymore. Now she can just be rich and pretty and unburdened with worry about leaving her husband alone with the nanny. I assume that’s a great feeling after the initial shock wears off!

The immediate change of tone in his voice when he realizes who she is.

The windows weren’t too dark to see a black lady driving a nice car.

Not a fan of Ariana’s music (read: I AM OLD) but can’t give her enough credit.

I’m getting real sick of all the #TeamNoone posts. You don’t have to like Black Chyna, but you should definitely be on her team. Rob committed crimes against her, robbing her of her bodily autonomy.

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